take one of these and call me in the morning: like any good old-school, handwritten prescription, this Holiday 2023 limited edition version of #beepbeepmotherfucker could indeed say that, or it might read "have a great day!" depending on how fast you're passing Santa. 
 
this version may not be the bold, brash throat-punch of past releases, but it's still scientifically proven* to charm (or alarm) any potential mother-in-law -- meaning you can embrace the 'quiet luxury' bullshit and combine it with 'healing era' energy while still delivering the knee-kicking effect you need while dealing with passive aggressive 'concern' questions.