it's the truth: orgasms really DO fix everything. keep your cold shit cold and your hot shit hot, and remind folks of the one constant: orgasms.
 
the first, second and third batches of these koozies sold out almost immediately in 2013, so we're bringing sexy back... but better. our 'Holiday 2023' collection consists of black koozies with gold graphics: side A says 'orgasms fix everything' and side B says #beepbeepmotherfucker. 
 
Order yours right fucking now in time for motherfucking gift-giving season.